[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I would convince Hitler not to invade Poland and just spend a decade or so building up greater Germany and improving his technology.

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I was thinking more on the lines of getting Thomas Jefferson to explicitly ban the jews and islam

[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Jew were banned in the colonies other than Rhode island.

[–] [deleted] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Spend more time building relations with America.

[–] Adam_Jensen_ 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Make sure to tell him to actually gas the kikes.

[–] DontBeRacist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

They're going to say you did it anyway.

[–] Diggernicks 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Abort OP before birth

Falcon punch mother if necessary

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My mom would have loved that!

[–] TheRealAmerican 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why?

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I would go back about 4 hours and turn off the stove....

I got home from work around 1;00 am this morning. Cracked a beer, started watching the Chinese Grand Prix.

Hungry I decided to put four eggs in a pot, fill with water, turn stove on high..., grab another beer.., go back to watching race..

Soooo fucking boring I decided to have a nap..., forgot about the eggs..

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP woke me up...,still mostly asleep I said out loud to myself “who the fuck is backing up a truck in the middle of the fucking night?”. What an asshole was my thought as I tossed a pillow on my head to block the fucking beeping...

It won’t stop, what the fuck? I jump out of bed,open the door to my bedroom, notice the hallway is full of smoke!

Oh fuck! Oh shit! What the fuck is on fire??

I made it to the smoke filled kitchen and remembered my eggs..... oops

Anyway, if I went back in time I would not be looking foreword to mopping eggs off of my ceiling later today.

Also worth mentioning is the smell, the horrible scorched egg smell...., still hungry but I feel like puking...guess I’ll choke down another beer

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

damn son, thank goodness you did not perish in a fire tonight

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yup! Stainless steel pot is severely stained, I think I’ll toss it out...

When I look at the kitchen I can’t stop giggling.., it’s a HUGE mess.

Mostly just glad the fire department didn’t show up and kick the door in, that would be embarrassing.., and expensive.

[–] InediblePear 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I’d convince the confederates to genocide all blacks.

[–] crazy_eyes [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Just the ones in the United States or all of them?

[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

We'll take DIXIE world wide

[–] InediblePear 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Preferably complete eradication but I’d settle for just in America.

[–] samuraichococat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

buy every cheap laptop i could on craigslist, download every book i could find, every single detailed bit of information on ww2 along with detailed information on modern engineering and genetics. then i would pickup as much gold i could buy and go meet aldolf. first thing im doing is handing him everything and explaining how were going to save / change the world.

[–] 475677 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd go to ancient Egypt and convince them the exterminate the jews instead of expelling them. The butterfly effect throughout history from that one action alone would solve at least 90% of the world's problems that we face today.

[–] jimibulgin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

even easier-- just kill jacob. nut then would we still have Jesus??

[–] outrider787 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Send all the blacks back to Africa after the Civil War ended

[–] Maltherian1 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Destroy the cancer at the Frankfurt school. Nearly all poisonous ideas came from there

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