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[–] ketsuban 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

I buy pink girls bikes because they are less likely to be stolen.

I live in a town with an extremely high bike theft rate and I have never seen someone steal a pink bike.

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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

--> I have never seen someone steal a pink bike. <--

This suggests that the pink bike thieves are especially good at their craft, which is supported by the fact that few pink bikes are ever seen period. Because they are stolen before people get to see them. I'm being to suspect a conspiracy against pink bikes. No doubt those damned Republicans again.

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[–] ketsuban 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I see tons of pink bikes! I don't know where you are, but at least 1/5 of the bikes I see are those cheap pink ones from walmart. Everyone bikes where I live.

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[–] TheKinglyWe [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

thats actually really smart! im going to remember this and pass it on! hah

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[–] undeadninja 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Have an upvoat for your brilliant idea. I'm still getting a men's bike, (with the bar) but now it's going to be pink. With rhinestones.

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[–] ketsuban 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Also get those tassels that come out of the handlebar caps. The sparkly ones. And a cute little basket. And the beads that go in your tire spokes. And don't forget stickers.

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[–] datapimps 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'd steal it if I needed a ride that bad, just sayin.. a ride is a ride!