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[–] idreamofkitties 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I sleep with a Swiss knife, a small flashlight, my phone and a small religious figurine arranged neatly next to my pillow. Same order everyday. This is in case someone ever breaks and enters my house. I will stab them with my swiss knife, while flashing light in their eyes and then call for help as they writhe in pain. I keep the small figurine in case there is a demonic attack. You know, it happens.

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[–] master_voater 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] pangeapedestrian ago 

i expected so much less. thank you.

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[–] J-Dawg 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

I like that setup of yours. I might just do that myself. (Also inb4 "religion is for idiots".)

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[–] idreamofkitties 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Do it. I sleep with the knife portion of my swiss knife out. In case someone does enter I don't want to waste time fumbling around with that thing. Locked and loaded. Few times I have come dangerously close to poking my own eye out while sleeping. But nothing too big.