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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 29 points (+29|-0) ago 

Did you ever notice how your tongue never finds a comfortable spot in your mouth?

Or the fact that your skin is touching your clothes?

Or the fact that you always seem to have an itch somewhere on your body?

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[–] markh110 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

Shit. Shit. SHIT! I hate you.

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[–] denart 1 points 33 points (+34|-1) ago 

Manual breathing activated!

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[–] fuffuf 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Don't forget the feeling of having to breathe in... And out... And in again... Go on...

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[–] bananinhao 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Having to blink all the time hurts my eyes

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[–] manapot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

No.
No.
No.

Where is your god now?

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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Have you ever noticed you need to swallow regularly or else the spit builds up in your mouth?

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[–] TheKillerRabbit 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You ever notice how your jaw is not locked in place, but being held by your muscles?

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[–] vadersdemise 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I use it as an irl crosshair.

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[–] cronenburger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I have to really cross my eyes to have it be a crosshair.

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[–] Veni_Vidi_Vici 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Because it's so big and pointy?

Witch, WITCH!!!

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[–] vadersdemise 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

goes on broom and flies away

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[–] lordslag 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yes, and it has been a constant, annoying limitation to my 3D field of vision since I noticed it as a child.

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[–] SpiralOut 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Well I do now!

But seriously, I tend to see the left side of my nose more-so and more often than the right side for some reason. A fleck of dirt or hair or something seems to be instantly noticed whichever the side it's on.

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[–] Anonymous_Turtle 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yup left side more too....probably has to do with the dominant eye.

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[–] Gooust 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I do now, dick.

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[–] HangedCole 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Sometimes, I even see the outline of my pimples when I get them. D:

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[–] Terkan 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Lifelong conditioning. Your brain erases it. I know because when I grew a wart thing on one side I was entirely aware and saw it everyday as an instrusive object that my brain never erased. Had to get it sliced off to feel normal.

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[–] OnlyHalfGay 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

m8 my nose is all i see
and youd think that such a large jew nose would be more efficient at its purpouse, but it aint

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