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[–] LizardBreathe 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was leaving a hotel in downtown to hop a bus home. Halfway down the block, this woman comes racing down the sidewalk yelling and trying to get my attention. This is 9:30 on a Saturday morning, in a mostly business part of the city (no clubs or bars except at the hotel).

I stop thinking she wants to bum a cig. She runs up to me and says: "Do you have 10 minutes? We are suppose to be getting married right now and forgot to bring witnesses! Please say you will help me."

And so I did. That was more than a decade ago and I no longer recall their names.

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[–] 1113298? [S] 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Wow, that's not what I was expecting

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[–] LizardBreathe ago 

The courthouse was across the street, but it was empty for the most part. They were the last in line on Friday evening, but an emergency came up with the judge, so he promised to show up the next morning, even though it was a weekend, and get it done so they could go on their honeymoon later that day. They had witnesses on Friday, but overlooked them for the following morning. This is when only business men and medical staff had mobile phones.