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[–] iusedtobeonreddit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

one time i was walking down the street in Barcelona and i saw the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my life in a short flowery dress, a woman so hot you could boil an egg in her mouth. as she walked past me, with a look on her perfect face that said I'm not remotely looking at you, dropped her phone and bent over to pick it up. this absolutely blew me away, as it did the random Spanish lad happened to be walking near me, we both said WHAAAHHHHOOOO laughed, shook hand, hugged and never saw each other ever again, it was the best friendship i ever had.