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[–] ItIsWhatItIsBabe 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

I would not travel to anywhere in Europe right now. Too much change of American tourists getting shot, killed, or kidnapped.

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[–] GropeForLuna 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

European here! The place is a fucking warzone. Rabid dogs plague the countryside. The streets are full of gangs who rob, rape and murder anyone who gets in their way. Yesterday, I got wind of news of a hanging in the town. The victim was a tourist, the town folk don't take kindly to their kind. I can still remember the screaming and the hollering as he was pelted with salmon until his eyes bled. All American tourists should be extra vigilant, as many of the gangs believe you have gold.

There's also a half man half weasel known as "Kratadaga" who feeds on the blood of humans. He's got a walking stick and he likes to sing ABBA songs. He hangs out in bars and impresses people with his vast knowledge of Bulgarian history, before luring them to his lair.

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[–] Wargasm 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You made me laugh. Have an upgoat.

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[–] ItIsWhatItIsBabe ago 

Whatever, you won't find me there which is probably okay with you. I'm okay with that too.

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[–] Jorcky 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I haven't heard of any American tourists being shot, killed, or kidnapped in Europe.

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[–] boutaveragepenis 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

wut

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[–] Bateman616 ago  (edited ago)

We eat your fleeeeshhhh

Braiiiiiiins!