Archived How the hell ostriches managed to survive as a specie? (AskVoat)
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Archived How the hell ostriches managed to survive as a specie? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by Conspirologist
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[–] WickerMan 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
It's a myth. Ostriches are bad ass and will eat your lunch.
[–] showbobandvagene 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
They can run like fuck and they can also headbutt,
Oh and kick and peck your eyes out, An ostrich will fuck you up.
[–] middle_path 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Go toe to toe with an ostrich. Tell me who wins.
[–] lordv1ldemort 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Who wins? Not the entire nation of Australia. Granted, this is from the ostriches smaller cousin, as the ostrich is native to Africa.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/emu-war
https://youtu.be/5lbO2BnV3Ak
[–] middle_path 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Good thing they didn't fight cassowaries, Aussies might not exist now.
[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And post the video, I could use a good laugh.