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Because cats don't actually eat mice. They just kill them because of the great Cat/Mouse war that started centuries ago. The cats were willing to keep an uneasy peace and did so for decades, but eventually the birds allied with the mice and the war raged, more ferociously than ever.
At least I think that's why I find dead, uneaten rodents on my doorstep from my cat.
At least I think that's why I find dead, uneaten rodents on my doorstep from my cat.
You're mistaken, that's a gesture of how much he loves you. It's like flowers from the opposite gender. This tradition started with the signing of Cat-Human alliance in ancient Egypt.
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[–] farts_n_darts 0 points 16 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago
Because cats don't actually eat mice. They just kill them because of the great Cat/Mouse war that started centuries ago. The cats were willing to keep an uneasy peace and did so for decades, but eventually the birds allied with the mice and the war raged, more ferociously than ever.
At least I think that's why I find dead, uneaten rodents on my doorstep from my cat.
[–] Snuff_Dogg 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
You're mistaken, that's a gesture of how much he loves you. It's like flowers from the opposite gender. This tradition started with the signing of Cat-Human alliance in ancient Egypt.
[–] Astromachine 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I always thought it was because they think you're dumb and in capable of hunting for yourself.