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[–] Amelia_Earnhardt_Jr 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Good call, apparently Sting has tantric sex for like days at a time.

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[–] redact3d 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Ah, the ol' roxanne-aroo...

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[–] Fox_Legacy 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

your mom before she got fat

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[–] dashie 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

OP said in history, not before the Universe was created.

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[–] thehadmatter 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

jokes on you OP's mom was always fat.

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[–] Justnit 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Eve

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[–] MountainWizard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Thats gonna make the bible even more confusing.

Adam, Eve and Justnit

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[–] Justnit 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

In the beginning there was JustNit...

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[–] tanzmeister ago 

You me and Dupree

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[–] Ar_Nimruzir 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I would fuck Cleopatra VII, so I could be Eskimo Brothers with Caesar and Marc Antony!

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[–] 1R 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Helen of Troy. Gotta get that war worthy fuck.

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[–] Biff-Top-Johnny 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I don't trust historical accounts of beauty as they would be culturally skewed. How can I be certain that Helen of Troy was attractive by today's western standards?

That said, I'd still sling one up her.

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[–] tanzmeister 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Science is hot

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[–] Cuntpunter 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

How bout those italics yo

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[–] jayclevxe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Audrey Hepburn during the Breakfast at Tiffany's timeframe. She was smoking hot back then.

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[–] Bateman616 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

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[–] luckypunk ago  (edited ago)

I was expecting a gif from Once Upon A Time In America.

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