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I've got an interesting family, but here are the top 3 that I can think of at the moment.
My great grandmother on nudity: "If they haven't seen it before they won't know what it is, and if they have it's nothing new."
My steps mom's dad: "Jumped up, gerry-eyed Jeeesus CHRIST!" His favorite curse. Not sure why I always loved that one, but it's just got such a ring to it.
My embittered father after his first divorce: "If it flies, floats or fucks rent it, it's cheaper." As a divorced man who has spent the majority of his life dealing with boats, helicopters and fixed wing aircraft, I find this increasingly hard to refute.
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I've got an interesting family, but here are the top 3 that I can think of at the moment.