Posted by: GhostSkin
Posting time: 1.9 years ago on 12/31/2018 10:37:35 PM
Last edit time: 1.9 years ago on 12/31/2018 10:38:05 PM
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Archived Just a friendly reminder, if you drink and drive please do so carefully. Let's share tips and tricks on how to successfully drink and drive this New Years. (AskVoat)
submitted 1.9 years ago by GhostSkin
Just a reminder be careful with your drinking and driving this New Year's. We all know how fun it is to drink and drive and we're going to do it anyway so let's help each other out with some tips and tricks on how to successfully enjoy the experience of driving drunk.
put your liquor in a thermos style coffee cup
if you start to see double vision simply close one eye
keep a bottle of hand sanitizer nearby you and be seen visibly rubbing it on your hands as the police officers is talking to if pulled over. If you don't act drunk the officer may associate your alcohol Laden breath to the hand sanitizer instead.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.9 years ago
[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.9 years ago
And be sure to put out your smoking substance thoroughly when you are through.
[–] GhostSkin [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) 1.9 years ago
Very good. Thank you for the contribution, it's important that we help each other
[–] dan_k 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.9 years ago
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE FOR ANY REASON!
UNLESS YOU NEED TO GET HOME
[–] corewarrior 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.9 years ago
Set the cruise, drunk people can't keep a constant speed and drive too slow!!
[–] AmazingAutist 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) 1.9 years ago
Fishing in Africa
[–] GhostSkin [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.9 years ago (edited 1.9 years ago)
; )
[–] OldManCountry 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.9 years ago
The waffle house will know where the roadblocks are located.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.9 years ago
[–] GhostSkin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) 1.9 years ago
You & I, we're pretty much best friends now.
[–] GameGeek15 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 1.9 years ago
Hol' up
[–] Diggernicks 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) 1.9 years ago
Just like anything else that requires skill, you wont get better without practice.
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
And be sure to put out your smoking substance thoroughly when you are through.
[–] GhostSkin [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Very good. Thank you for the contribution, it's important that we help each other
[–] dan_k ago
DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE FOR ANY REASON!
[–] GhostSkin [S] 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
UNLESS YOU NEED TO GET HOME
[–] corewarrior ago
Set the cruise, drunk people can't keep a constant speed and drive too slow!!
[–] AmazingAutist 1 point 0 points 1 point (+1|-1) ago
Fishing in Africa
[–] GhostSkin [S] ago (edited ago)
; )
[–] OldManCountry ago
The waffle house will know where the roadblocks are located.
[–] [deleted] ago
[–] GhostSkin [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You & I, we're pretty much best friends now.
[–] GameGeek15 ago
Hol' up
[–] Diggernicks 1 point -1 points 0 points (+0|-1) ago
Just like anything else that requires skill, you wont get better without practice.