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[–] ltmyndonos 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Working in Construction, renovating housing near a college. Had a little mishap while in a tight spot- the drop ceiling came down on me. We were demoing it a way, no big deal, EXCEPT it was covered in live cockroaches. Big hissing roaches crawling all over my body whilst trying to get out from the ceiling grid. To this day roaches give me the willeys.

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[–] Vectro 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I visit Florida every summer and the roaches here are AWFUL. Every day wake up and go to the bathroom only to find at least one dead roach there waiting to greet me. That alone is enough to to freak me out, I can't even imagine having the roach tile fall on me.

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[–] K3fka 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Floridian here -- the roaches can get pretty bad, yeah. They love to come inside the house when it rains. The worst ones are the ones that can fly, though o_o

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[–] SuperSmith_ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would have PTSD after that. I already dislike being around any bugs.

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[–] RunningShark 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

TRIGGERED

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[–] themanlyhegoat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was in Asia and my roommate called for me to check something out in my bathroom... there was a cockroach happily munching on my toothbrush.

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[–] Tim_Honks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I live and work in New York. Roaches are fairly standard, albeit probably smaller scale.

I was pooping at work and I feel like someone is wiggling their finger in my buttcrack. I am confused for a second and then it hits me... I stood up and yup - 2-3 inch fucker is sitting on the seat. Fucking disgusting. Actually happened 2 times after that. I now poop on a higher floor. General rule of thumb - the higher you go up, the smaller the roaches.

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[–] BustyChicksFTW 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The worst thing possible for me is when people lie to me. I don't get disgusted easily but lies from people that I trust make me want to puke *literally*. I don't know, I'm weird that way. I can look at someone getting killed and barely flinch but betrayal takes a toll on me.

So for me it was when I was cheated on. I found out our relationship ended AFTER my friends did who found out AFTER they saw pictures of her blowing another guy. That took a tole, I felt like shit for 2-3 days, took 2 weeks to gain back my spirit and 2 months to completely forget her. People are disgusting.

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[–] shitty_reaction_gifs 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

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[–] BustyChicksFTW 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

HAHAHA username checks in ;)

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[–] Duke_Nukem_1990 [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

On the bright side, you are now free to chase "Busty Chicks" again. ;)

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[–] BustyChicksFTW 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That is true :D, hopefully the next one can suck a dick right.

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[–] Ridonkulousley 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How many times have you seen someone killed?

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[–] DivinePrince 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Died of unspecified ( to me) reasons.

I didn't see the whole thing, but I did see the coroners roll the body out the driveway and into the van. The kid was 14.

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[–] themanlyhegoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

On the internet? Hundreds of times... in reality? Well...

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[–] BustyChicksFTW 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Murdered, once, that died peacefully in front of me, only 2-3 times when I worked at the hospital.

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[–] planetmatt 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... but the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.

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[–] Dantethebald 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

First you gotta do the truffle shuffle. DO IT!

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[–] TheJanitor 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her tits bouncing... When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat shit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...

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[–] bulksalty 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I once cleaned out a commercial grease trap, it's the only time in my life I've come close to retching purely from smell, thinking about it I still shutter remembering that horrid smell.

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[–] Level_Cannon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Those smell awful! Even just walking past the open door of a place getting their trap cleaned makes me gag

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[–] Googlygoink 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Well, we have the black bucket, which is filled from the grease troughs at the side of the grill, then emptied into a big blue drum.

So we have an employee that decided to empty it down the drain instead, it proceeds to get very clogged and one of the managers had to stick their arm in the drain to remove the clots of congealed grease to get the drain flowing again.

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[–] Kid-Nothing 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A dog bit my upper lip, and pierced through it. I could see a tooth through the bloody gaping hole where my skin once was

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[–] Googlygoink 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

At first i thought 'holy shit how do you even see through your upper lip' I then proceeded to try and contort my face to make it possible.

Then i remembered mirrors existed...

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[–] SugarBooger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You bastard! You made me do the same thing before I read the last sentence. Good thing I'm generally goofy as fuck so no one probably cares.

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[–] Bratton912 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

A long time ago, my wife and I were newly married and trying to survive on two near minimum wage jobs in our just-purchased $2500 trailer. We were very proud of ourselves to be independent and "on our own", having scored a deal on a cheap place to live in the city.

A few weeks went by and we made a startling discovery. The plumbing from our toilet was non existent. When you flushed, the contents simply splashed straight to the ground. It was hidden by the skirting and the fact that the trailer had sat empty for sometime before we bought it. We had no money to hire anyone, or unfortunately the proper biohazard gear, so it was up to me (the M-A-N) to do the dirty job of putting this all back in working order.

When I got a look at what I was getting into, the ground was completely crawling in maggots and other various larva, and the smell was something that makes me gag even now just thinking of it. It wasn't just a poop smell, it was horrid.

My wife came to check on me and evaluated the extent of our problem and decided she was going to help. So, we all rolled around in the poop and worms together to fix our trailer. I knew then that she was a keeper. Almost twenty years later, we are hardly rich, but our living quarters have came a long way.

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[–] rogue_pineapple 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

My siblings funeral. Narcissistic parent insisted that my sibling, whom been in an IED incident in Afghanistan, have an open casket. Due to a series of events leading up to the viewing, I wasn't fully able to grieve at the viewing, and instead of having that hazy depressed/sad filter that numbs you and helps you through the motions, I was fully aware of everything that was happening. I heard all the bullshit family and their friends were saying. I had to endure through everyone trying to make the death about themselves, or some big political statement.

But worst of it all. The thing that still haunts my dreams, is seeing my siblings patch worked body lying in that casket. Their chest caved-in in numerous places. Prosthetic pieces everywhere. The people that did work on them did an amazing job, I just know what they were suppose to look like. I was completely aware of every little thing that wasn't theirs. Seeing the effects of how violently they died just made the whole thing worse.

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[–] l-emmerdeur 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Like every awkward social interaction I've ever had.

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