[–] gramman74 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 


[–] gabara [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Correct answer.

[–] Jeckle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Location, location, location... also, jews.

[–] plankO 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

NO! We stole that magic dirt from niggers

[–] gabara [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

But magic dirt stop working when they kill us!

[–] plankO 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Killing the dirt is how we get back at them

[–] daskapitalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Magic dirt, aka "Your low IQ ancestors starved to death in northern European winters, so now you're both higher IQ and burst into flames when exposed to sunlight."

[–] PewterKey 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

It's because white people use their fertility magic to give the magic dirt it's magic. Black men can't learn the fertility magic, otherwise their penises would fall off. White men have 4 testicles, but lose two to create magic dirt. It's why fertilizer is full of little white pellets.

... I realized that using superstition could result in teaching Africans how to farm. Just make it a spell that requires spreading fertilizer to cures AIDS.

[–] Rabbi_Adolf 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Must be related to magic johnson