[–] paunchy225 1 points 102 points (+103|-1) ago 

I'm not a fan of tattoos at all. Or dyed hair in stupid colors.

[–] washingtonpanther 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Face tats in particular.

[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I saw a female a few weeks back that I thought was a 60 year old woman. From behind her it looked like an old lady that had dyed her hair a weird color of grey. I remember thinking how stupid it was for an older woman to dye her hair grey and to use such an ugly shade of grey, to boot. Then I got a glimpse of her face and see she is a girl maybe in her mid to late 20s. sigh

[–] NotHereForPizza 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

in stupid colors

Or just any other color than their natural one. It's dishonest, unhealthy, and shameful.

Displaying untrue genetics bugs the hell out of me. I'd rather have children with a blonde or red head and having to wane through the "so I dyed my hair!" bullshit is fucking frustrating.

Putting dyes in to your body is never good. Less shitty chemicals the better.

Besides, who wants to be with someone that desperately wants to looks another way? It gives away huge self esteem problems. Don't marry a project.

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[–] callthehambulance 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm in my early thirties and going white already. Not grey, I mean, full blown white. I'm dark brown naturally and I'm just going to go with it and let it happen. I keep getting pestered to dye it but my hair is long and fine and I have extremely sensitive akin and I just do not want to. It looks pretty cool, actually, these huge streaks of pure white in my hair

[–] scootypufftipper 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I absolutely detest rainbow colored hair. It always looks like a stupid wig and their hair is trashed after the process. As a hairstylist, I know from experience. I cannot wait for this fad to die.

[–] CouldBeTrump 2 points 91 points (+93|-2) ago 

17 comments and nobody has mentioned a kippah or yarmulke.

[–] MrDarkWater 0 points 25 points (+25|-0) ago 

Damn. We fucked up

[–] Tiptop88 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

That’s why I’m here.

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[–] SHIVASHIVASHIVA 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

actually it’s smart to wear head gear for protection and other reasons... don’t let the heebs let you think they claim ownership of any styles of crowns....!

[–] dogfoodburger 1 points 46 points (+47|-1) ago 

dyed hair is usually a bad sign. there are some exceptions

[–] SHIVASHIVASHIVA 3 points 21 points (+24|-3) ago 

meanwhile 50% plus of female population colors their hair...

[–] MrDarkWater 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

A natural hair color sends a different signal than unnatural color

[–] McFluffy 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

yeah and 90% of women are not wife material, whats your point?

[–] Phantom42 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 


[–] GutterTrash 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

exception (ĭk-sĕpˈshən)► n. One that is excepted, especially a case that does not conform to a rule or generalization.

[–] perro_negro 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

If you love yourself there is no point in dying your hair or trying to make yourself look different. If you want to artificially change your genetic appearance it's because maybe you hate yourself a little bit?

[–] lilly_flower_garden 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Yes, this. Yeah it would be nice to be blonde but it's also nice not being this pathetic and self-hating

[–] eronburr 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wont date a girl with dyed hair, tattoos I can see or tattoos without very personal meaning, excessive jewelry, impractical or heavily branded clothing. We just not alike, no need to bother to get a drink. If you're not quiet and attentive we won't likely get along

[–] skittlesforhair 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This is the first time I've seen somebody say anything about excessive jewelry. What would you consider excessive? I don't wear and jewelry because it's just expensive rocks that I mess up anyway because I'm outside a lot. Like Mr. T excessive, or..?

[–] lurklurk 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It's natures way to warn us about poison inside.

[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 1 points 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

Hang out with niggers

[–] wild_injun 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

for women its the over kill on make-up that is usually a great tip off. And dudes, the way they speak. Those are the most basic tip offs for me.

[–] TheSeer 1 points 19 points (+20|-1) ago 

Actin' gangsta from a white dude (or even someone from India) is... Not a good sign.

[–] Ocelot 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Or sounding like a fag.

[–] jollux 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You ever seen jiggers? Japanese wiggers. It's as funny as it sounds.

[–] coucou 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The art of make up is being unseen/ undetectable. If you have a cake on your face, it shows and it is a disaster! PLus skin can't breathe.

[–] madmardigan 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

Dreads, face/neck tats, nose piercing, women with part or fully shaved head, che shirts, drink Starbucks on purpose.

[–] w113 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

women with part or fully shaved head

CTRL+F 'shaved' just to upvoat this

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[–] B166-ER 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Do I get a pass if when I go to Starbucks I always order a "Medium coffee"?

[–] bushka 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I was in the mall the other day and in one area all I could smell was cow manure. As I got closer I realized it was coming from Starbucks and it was the smell of their coffee. I don't drink coffee but I like the smell, something was off there. Everyone around here loves Cumberland Farms coffee and any size is a dollar. I also hear McDonald's coffee is good.

[–] SandHog 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago 

Sagging pants.

[–] x13 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 


Also wearing their nappy hair in afro, talking with an inner city ghetto accent, generally anything looking like they might be a negro or half-negro.

"Around Blacks Never Relax!" ™ © ®

[–] uvulectomy 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

Lumping males and females into the same list....people with any of these traits are usually completely insufferable:

  • "Trigger" glasses (you know the ones)
  • Eating themselves into obesity (usually goes hand-in-hoof with the above)
  • Aposematic hair coloring
  • Gauged ears
  • Any facial piercing
  • Facial tattoos
  • Side-cut
  • Visible/large/shitty tattoos
  • Any chest tattoo whatsoever, but especially in some obnoxiously illegible font
  • Massive hoop earrings (bigger the hoops, the bigger the ho)
  • Chola eyebrows
  • Dreadlocks
  • Makeup that looks like it was put on with a masonry trowel
  • "Permanent makeup"
  • Dressing like a whore (there's a vast difference between "sexy, yet elegant" and "gutter-slut" that a lot of women don't seem to grasp)
  • Top-knot/"man-bun"
  • Beta grimmace

Not an exhaustive list, but all I could come up with before passing out.

[–] Epictetus_Hierapolis 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I've got a chest tattoo. Don't give a shit.

I'm too white to walk around without a shirt anyways, so you'd never see it.

[–] green_man [S] 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Honestly dude, unless it's a giant swastika or a portrait of Hitler get it removed. On second thought, just remove it regardless of what it is.

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