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I've done this before. OllieTabooger I said I love you. Are you even listening to me?! Yeah, of course I was. I was talking to the... To the check out person.
A family friend had died and we had just come back from the funeral. I was telling a few friends that I was still emotionally screwed up by it and I didn't really want to be fussed over and stuff. One of my friends said something to the effect of 'I hope your day gets better.'
I distinctly remember answering, "Oh yeah, going home and having another crying jag is always fun..." She was already off in her own little world and responds with "Thanks! You too!" The rest of the people freeze and watch her bounce away in disbelief and I can't help but shake my head and mutter, "Dizzy Bitch..." Couldn't even muster it in myself to be angry.
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[–] tehyosh 0 points 20 points 20 points (+20|-0) ago
[–] ltmyndonos ago
I was coming here to say exactly that
[–] Cynicaljester 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
Enjoy your meal. Thanks you too. Damnit
[–] I_CRUSH_JESTS 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Back when I delivered pizza, I loved telling people, "Enjoy!" because this almost always happened.
[–] ArtEnt 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
When you are at someones house (far from your own) and they say, "have a safe trip back home"
... happens all the time
[–] Humptysdump_1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
"I love you", "thanks, you too"..... doesn't work well.
[–] OllieTabooger 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've done this before. OllieTabooger I said I love you. Are you even listening to me?! Yeah, of course I was. I was talking to the... To the check out person.
[–] Darkeyedone 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
A family friend had died and we had just come back from the funeral. I was telling a few friends that I was still emotionally screwed up by it and I didn't really want to be fussed over and stuff. One of my friends said something to the effect of 'I hope your day gets better.'
I distinctly remember answering, "Oh yeah, going home and having another crying jag is always fun..." She was already off in her own little world and responds with "Thanks! You too!" The rest of the people freeze and watch her bounce away in disbelief and I can't help but shake my head and mutter, "Dizzy Bitch..." Couldn't even muster it in myself to be angry.
[–] SlightDraft 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
Happy Birthday!
[–] ahab_with_piggyback 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
What would you like to eat..? Thanks you too
[–] OllieTabooger 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Have a safe flight! Thanks you, wait... No. Sorry. I'll just board now.