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That the only reason I never met most of my dad's family (..when I was young) is because they were literally nazis. To this day, they still adore Hitler. Most of their ancestors died in Russia. May their souls rest in peace forever.
You probably know which family I ended up siding with.
Scandalous motherfuckers. People act shocked when they find out I've got no blood family connections.
They're "wild Indians". If you don't maintain a WIDE DISTANCE you risk being sucked in.
That my parents never wanted a child. Feel bad for my younger sister who was "not wearing a condom" mistake number two. Even she knows the truth. C'est la vie as we say.
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[–] tiktok1 [S] 2 points 5 points 7 points (+7|-2) ago
At a family gathering, casually ask your cousins "Where's Uncle Slippyfinger?" Whoever they point at, that's your guy.
[–] Eurocuckistan 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
That the only reason I never met most of my dad's family (..when I was young) is because they were literally nazis. To this day, they still adore Hitler. Most of their ancestors died in Russia. May their souls rest in peace forever.
You probably know which family I ended up siding with.
[–] Artofchoke 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Make it anon and I'll tell you. :)
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] Artofchoke 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
Scandalous motherfuckers. People act shocked when they find out I've got no blood family connections.
They're "wild Indians". If you don't maintain a WIDE DISTANCE you risk being sucked in.
[–] bluntripkin 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
that uncle joey from full house was the real father to all the kids in that house
[–] Secret555 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
That my parents never wanted a child. Feel bad for my younger sister who was "not wearing a condom" mistake number two. Even she knows the truth. C'est la vie as we say.
[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
"Member for 2 days"
Nice try FBI.
[–] lalamusa 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
I believe that comedian was Bill Burr.
[–] Itty-bitty_Tity-trap ago
My dad didn't molest me :(