Archived How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (AskVoat)
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Archived How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by OutragedForNoReason
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[–] [deleted] 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
[–] Diggernicks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Maximum overkek
[–] OutragedForNoReason [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
kek
[–] MrPim 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
None. He would stack it in nice cords so it would properly cure and make a nice fire. Chuck Wood takes his wood serious.
[–] PutABowOnIt 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
10 pounds per hour at maximum rate.
[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Au contraire mon ami, with modern technology and a little training we expect to see upwards of 1200 pounds per day and the woodchuck facility running 24/7 on a shift schedule.
[–] Spaztic 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
None they would be slipping in their own feces face first
[–] grandmacaesar 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
The answer is four.
Here's a puzzler. How many knees could a negro grow if a negro could grow knees?
[–] OutragedForNoReason [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Trick question. The answer is faggot.
[–] 14188848? 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You beat me to the correct answer, faggot.
[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Ask /v/shittyaskvoat.
[–] revfelix 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could, if woodchucks could chuck wood.
[–] Pointyball 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
[–] jerkwad152 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Penises.
[–] OutragedForNoReason [S] ago
Go on....
[–] jerkwad152 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
It's the main platform of the new political party, the Lemon Party. The site can explain better than I ever could.