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[–] gabara 2 points 84 points (+86|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Three words: "I feel oppressed". Don't state you ARE oppressed state that you FEEL oppressed. They can't dispute appeals to feeling since their house of cards is built on it.

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[–] Race_War_Now 3 points 8 points (+11|-3) ago  (edited ago)

I don't think this is a decent response. Assuming OP is a White male, the reaction back will probably be something akin to 'now you know how it feels'. You'd just feed the hate.

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[–] middle_path 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I don't think this is a decent response. Assuming OP is a White male

Check the edit, it's a lady.

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[–] Gargilius 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You are assuming OP’s gender ! how oppressive of you !

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[–] gabara 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

OP just wants to get out of it. If she says "now you know how it feels" it's all bullshit but @DefenderOfTruth would have an out. If she follows up he can just retourt: "I already know how it feels, like you said"

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[–] Subtenko 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

OP could have been adopted by another race, just because he may be white doesnt mean anything nor says where he grew up and what he went through, even voat is assuming stuff..you guys are a mess sometimes

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[–] RPLawyer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Basically ANYTHING you can make up that is not based in facts at all but 100% in fee-feez will work.

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[–] Doglegwarrior 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My feelings of being oppresed by diveristy is my truth... peoples truth is more importsnt then actual truth.. if you are an attack helicopter and thats your truth they cant tell you you are wrong. Bring jet fuel to work and stick a tube up yourbass and put jet fuel in your ass.. tell them your truth is to run off jet fuel and thats how you feel and thats your truth

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[–] 14172438? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Feels before reals. Use their own tactics against them.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 51 points (+51|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I am a human being, a species which contains a wide range of diversity in personal appearance, religion, health levels, philosophies, loves, and hates, that its celebrated in all its forms every day of the year and has been since time immemorial.

In short, im not celebrating today, because i celebrate it every day of my life just by being alive on this wonderful planet.

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[–] DefenderOfTruth [S] 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I like this! No one could fault me for saying some version of that.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would be honored if anyone used any of my philosophy in a constructive manner.

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[–] shrink 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They'd likely say "well if you're celebrating it just come join us then!"

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

They'll find a way.

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[–] discobiscuit23 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Please come back with the response OP.

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[–] Creggieb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yes... Limiting diversity to just one day per year makes me feel ubconlmfortable.

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[–] SaveTheChildren 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Planets arent real

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY

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[–] Humansized 1 points 40 points (+41|-1) ago 

"Im here to work not play worship the niggers, cunts, and fags now get out of my face fatass" should work.

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[–] DefenderOfTruth [S] 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I’m not ready to get fired quite yet...haha

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[–] Some-random-chick 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Well then, just say your not interested. If they try to guilt you, call em put. “Don’t make me feel bad for not going to your stupid party”

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[–] PoopityScoopy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Just say, I'm here to work, not to get political. I'm pretty sure it's illegal for your boss to talk politics with employees

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[–] Bangarang76 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, but you most likely wouldn't ever be asked to participate again. BTW, I can't believe that guy forgot the jews!

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 39 points (+39|-0) ago 

The best one is generally "I do not think politics and work mix."

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[–] goatsandbros 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"I really feel like heavy politics in the workplace is a symptom of hyper whiteness, and excludes coworkers who are people of color"

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[–] DietCokehead1 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I like this. I made some small revisions:

"I really feel like heavy politics in injected into the workplace is a symptom of hyper whiteness; It is a display of "white hero" syndrome, and excludes is condescendending and threatening to coworkers who are people of color"

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[–] Project2501 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My variation is usually "Uncomfortable with any forced political speech or action, no matter what it is."

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[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Diversity is a moot point until whites are recognized as the global minority they are.

Whites are 15-25% of global population depending on who you count as white. Either way, we're outnumbered by both blacks and Asians so where is our gibs?

edit: splleing

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[–] DefenderOfTruth [S] 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

One of the “diversity” categories is the military, so I guess there’s some white male representation in that.

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[–] Plavonica 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The military? Huh? How the fuck does that even..... Fuck it, I'm not in anymore, I don't have to deal with it. Thank god.

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[–] HillaryClintonsShoe 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No.. no... you spelled Gibs correctly.

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[–] MrPim 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

I'm really busy w project Jabberwocky. And I don't like politics at work.

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[–] DefenderOfTruth [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Nice and subtle. I like it.

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[–] AmericanJew2 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Just tell your SJW Beetus boss that you believe that you have been sexually assaulted and raped at work by someone you won’t name and do not want disclosed and have no witnesses to corroborate it. That should get them to stop bothering you... forever.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're not participating because to do so would be exercising your position of privilege and would undermine their efforts and lessen their voice. You have removed yourself from the event to create a vaccuume for them to fill with their message and to create more seating for minorities who otherwise may not have had the chance.

And this is why you have bussed in intercity minority homeless individuals and have given them access to the facility and all of its ameneties in reparations for the longstanding racial and societal discrimination which must have been the cause for their path of existance.

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[–] DefenderOfTruth [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yeah, and they definitely need more seating...this company has been hiring so many minorities lately! Many of them aren’t even good workers (surprise!).

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[–] HitlerDinduNufin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Many?

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[–] ReAwakened 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I needed to get my nails did.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

bitch this head dont weave itself!

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