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[–] dake 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Hop on Voat and ask.

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[–] IgnorantLizard 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Let them in, I bet they are friendly.

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[–] Adrinus ago 

All they want to do is eat your brains, I mean no one's even gonna mess with your eyes, so it's all good, you can share right?

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[–] Blackbart42 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I grab the 12 Guage Remington repeater from under my bed and open the door. I fire four 20 gram slugs down the hallway, decapitation the first four zombies. I then grab my Glock from the night stand and remove the remaining undead from my home in a withering hail of 9mm fire. My beautiful wife sits on the bed naked with her .22mag revolver and scoped .30-06 providing covering fire as I clear the lawn and driveway. Then we fuck. Oh yeah!!!

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[–] you-dumbass 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think we have an opening scene for Zombieland 2

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[–] RobotOverlord 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Directed by Quentin Tarantino

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[–] bfriend13 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Winner right there.

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[–] Metalhammer 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Oh good this is still the Internet!

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[–] rumathlete_1 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

you make sex and violence cum to life like the dead,

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[–] AlmostPositive 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I go to the winchester. Grab a pint, and wait for it to all blow over

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[–] rumathlete_1 ago 

Typical Brit waiting for America to come save the motherfucking daya.

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[–] Jahonay [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I meant the room that you're in right now. I realize that the title implies the room you own or your bedroom.

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[–] kevinlovesbacon 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

i'm so much more ashamed of my studio apartment now, my softball bat, golf clubs, and hammer are locked up downstairs in storage. i'm going out the window, i'll land on the roof of my car and do a cool ninja roll then... and seriously i'm just now realizing that my battery is dead and i should have jumped it yesterday.

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[–] Kazzius 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jump out my window and hopefully get to my car then drive off into the mountains. Zombies can't survive cold donchaknow?

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[–] aakaakaak ago 

I read that book but can't remember the name of it right now. Damn.

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[–] RedditCEOEllenPao 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Put a bullet in my head. My fat ass isn't going to survive the ZPocolypse, so I may as well make sure I'm not a threat to anyone else.

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[–] crumbofdust 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Climb out the window and run away. What happens next depends on if there were just a few zombies or if the place was full of them. I'd bring my phone and get on the internet to see how far this zombie thing has spread.

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[–] manthing75 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I would probably not go home seeing as I'm currently in class

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