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[–] mrmyxlplyx 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As an American, I'd have to say 'Silverado' for drivability, but you sure can't beat the Ford F-series diesels for longevity.

As a "Voater", though, I'm gonna have to go with "Dodge Ram".

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[–] Gone_Private 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

upvoat for Dodge Ram

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[–] Moomoocat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Don't remember where I got it, but "did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet? ... Sorry I forgot U R A QT. wait but that only makes 25 letters right? Don't worry you will get the D later" if you want to keep things more formal then you stop after QT if you want to take a chance then you add the D part.

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[–] kevinlovesbacon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

what's your ratio of getting slapped to getting laid?

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[–] insert_name 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This I find humourous. For some reason I imagine they guy linking to an excel spreadsheet and bar charts and what not when you say "ratio".

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[–] BourbonBob 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Are you my appendix? Because I have this funny feeling in my stomach that I need to take you out.

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[–] jgant33 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

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[–] lyin4rmu 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ford F150

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[–] dixiedownunder 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You're definitely a Virgo. If she says no, I say, I'm close though, right? You were born late in the year? If yes, oh, a Libra or Sagittarius then? If she says no again, I switch to Pisces and do the same again. I'm real close now though, right? February or March? Oh, Aquarius...me too! You're a Leo, damn, I was hoping you wouldn't say that. All my exes are Leos (just a lie). It's a search algorithm I learned in computer science, you just narrow down the data set, in this case the year, by half, then half again. Zodiac signs cover 2 months, so that improves the odds. Better to guess a sign than a month, it's like putting a chip on two boxes in roulette, you split your bet. If you guessed Capricorn, but they are a January Aquarius, you were still in the right month. Every once in while, I get it right on the first guess, just by blind luck. If you say "what's your sign", it seems like a pick up line, but for some reason I do pretty good with this one. It doesn't matter if you just keep guessing wrong, blame it on the moon's influence, you're engaged in conversation now, that was the goal, take the first tangent. So your just had a birthday, how did you celebrate? With your boyfriend? What's his name? Lucky? Oh, so your birthday is coming up, let's have a big party then! Once, I met a girl who was born on the same day as me, just by pure luck. She spent a month with me because, well, it must have been fate (not really, just probability). People don't understand probability and statistics, but plenty of women have at least some superstition about their star sign. I only know the Chinese Zodiac a little bit, but I'll switch to that in the Asian club. I'm year of the snake...do you like snakes?

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[–] Numzane 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So Binary Search has got you laid? That's a powerful algorithm.

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[–] dixiedownunder 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I used to do pretty well with internet dating back in the computer science lab too. It's a moot point to share now, but back when there was still a big stigma with internet dating, I'd go for all the women who marked body type as skinny and didn't have a photo. Haven't found a scam that beats that yet. There's an algorithm for every problem out there.

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[–] Cuive 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hey! I'm a happy person with no children, a stable job and life aspirations. Nice to meet you!

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[–] EyezOne 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ohhh shit! I lost my number! Can I have yours?

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[–] Nebakanezzer 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

really...

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[–] EyezOne 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No to be honest I just talk to women like they are real people. Think the topic is more for fun.

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