[–] Sosacms 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pretend she's been in a comma.

[–] hangry 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Or a colon.

[–] Morbo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And that you've moved on since it's been so long.

[–] daskapitalist [S] 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

An Oxford Comma? ;)

[–] cattarhero 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You might not have to say anything. Many years ago, I had all of my wisdom teeth taken out at once. When I came to my senses (sort of), all I know is that the whole crew in the room were laughing so hard that they were in tears. Not a single one of them would tell me what I had said, but it must have been good!

[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Notch count.

[–] asabove 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You might learn something that completely fucks you up.

[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Did your uncle molest you?

[–] Commie_Meta 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why did you stop breathing?!

Repeat every 30 seconds until they can breathe on their own.

[–] NassTee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Where did you hide the money?"

[–] liberal_cat93 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wouldn't ask anything like that. That's a trust violation. You don't want her to develop such feelings about you if you plan on keeping her around.

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