[–] Sosacms 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Pretend she's been in a comma.

[–] hangry 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Or a colon.

[–] Morbo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

And that you've moved on since it's been so long.

[–] daskapitalist [S] 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

An Oxford Comma? ;)

[–] awhiteguyuno 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I always ask my GF "Why are you sad?" even when shes not. She gets mad when I insist she's sad lol "IM NOT SAD! FUCK!" lol...

Idk, ask her if the aliens treated her well?

Tell her her boobs look bigger after the operation lol.

Ask her why she told the doctor her BF couldn't be there, even though you were there and see her response lol.

Ask her "have you ever gone so far as to with do what more look like?"

[–] cattarhero 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You might not have to say anything. Many years ago, I had all of my wisdom teeth taken out at once. When I came to my senses (sort of), all I know is that the whole crew in the room were laughing so hard that they were in tears. Not a single one of them would tell me what I had said, but it must have been good!

[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Notch count.

[–] asabove 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You might learn something that completely fucks you up.

[–] Reddit_traitor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Did your uncle molest you?

[–] Commie_Meta 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why did you stop breathing?!

Repeat every 30 seconds until they can breathe on their own.

[–] NassTee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"Where did you hide the money?"

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