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[–] GassyMcGasface 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

You sound jewish. So I'll give my jewsih response. Clean your bathtub using both bleach and ammonia.

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[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It requires a plastic bag, some duct tape, and a whole lot of spray duster.

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[–] varialus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Fund a non-profit with the purpose of someday sending a time machine to your current self. If it doesn't arrive right away, keep pumping money into it.

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[–] cyclops1771 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Get a hot tub.

Some of them are Time machines.

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[–] Redditsdead 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You could probably get her now for a Snickers bar.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Contact Mr. Peabody and ask to borrow the wayback machine.

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[–] AmazingFlightLizard 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

It starts with getting a DeLorean...

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[–] Scruffy_Nerfherder [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

1.21 gigawatts!

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[–] abattoirdaydream 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fucking WHY?! She is mediocre at best.

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