[–] Artofchoke 7 points 22 points (+29|-7) ago 

No. Alcohol is a poison to appease the most ignorant and defective among us. You're better than that.

[–] PuttitoutIsGone [S] 2 points 23 points (+25|-2) ago 

I'll smoke some weed too...that will negate the poison.

[–] Artofchoke 3 points 7 points (+10|-3) ago 

sigh I accept your compromise.

[–] SocksOnCats 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

That’s worse than drinking. Don’t do either. But if you have to pick one, drink.

[–] ExpertShitposter 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago  (edited ago)

It also cleanses the soul sometimes.

[–] Diggernicks 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

So youre going to be drinking heavily again today eh.

[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Even Jesus made booze.

[–] Artofchoke 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Wouldn't surprise me to see two poisonous cunts hanging out together. ;)

[–] smokratez 3 points 13 points (+16|-3) ago 

Nope. All you will do is destroy some braincells and feel shit the day after. Not worth. Go for a hike instead.

[–] PuttitoutIsGone [S] 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

You go take a hike motherfucker....try telling me what to do...

[–] smokratez 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I already did. Walked 2 hours in a glorious forest.

[–] WinneThaPooPoo 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

that is a misnomer, it can but only if you are severe alcoholic but in moderate use it doesnt.

What it does do however is fuck with connectivity between them. but with abstinence they will eventually self correct. I payed 800 dollars to learn that

[–] PuttitoutIsGone [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You paid $800 for someone to tell you that you function better when not hungover?

[–] Shekelstein6M 3 points 11 points (+14|-3) ago 

What do we say to the liquid jew? Not today.

[–] Diggernicks 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

I say bring it on, im thirsty

http://imgur.com/YsgGPPg.jpg

[–] Dank-AssAyyLMAOs 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Yes, but in moderation. If you have one beer a day from those sixteen, you have beer for more than two weeks.

[–] Gigglestick 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus drank wine, the Vikings drank mead, but they didn’t abuse it. Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

[–] PuttitoutIsGone [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

You know damn well those fuckers got trashed. "I better not pillage today, I've had a few too many...". Pretty sure Jesus was an alcoholic. His blood was wine...

[–] Gringojones 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Anytime there was alcohol present throughout history, there was alcohol abuse.

[–] Canada_is_gay 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

I hear the kids are doing a new thing called the 16 in 60 challenge. If you can get 'em all down in an hour you win.

[–] PuttitoutIsGone [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I bet I could do it.

[–] OneTrueCube 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That could be either really easy or really difficult depending on the beer.

[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yes

[–] PuttitoutIsGone [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cold weather is just around the corner. Whiskey weather. Bourbon to be exact. I love Jack Daniels. I know you cringe at hearing that but it's true. Can you recommend something similar that will make me look cooler at the bar when I order it?

[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Bullet

[–] Flirp 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The trick is not to give a fuck who cares what you're drinking. A man with gusto can drink a Cosmo looking like a badass because his fucks are not to be given to anyone. Drink what you like and don't give a fuck is my take on the subject.

[–] bosunmoon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He doesn't like makers mark, and that's just wrong.

[–] gazillions 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

no. your liver will cry and die some,

[–] Triple_Agent 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Have one for me, maybe 2. As long as it isn't ba daily thing, by all means-imbibe.

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