[–] TurdLord5000 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just play lots of Enya.

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Blink 1488

[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Johnny Rebel.

[–] Whitemail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Normal people love hearing his imaginary trip where he tries to be a nigger for a day.

[–] StagOfMull 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just go to Spotify or whatever and play the top 50

[–] Whitemail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You should just play the most popular songs of the 1950s or 60s pop. Pretend like you don't know which decade it is.

Since I Don't Have You

[–] Whitemail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you want to annoy the guys, just play entire Justin Bieber albums.

[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

beg off

[–] aLegoInYourShoe 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Do you see any apples around? If you take like 20 apple seeds, and grind them up, you can eat them and not have to DJ for normies anymore. If you think cyanide death sounds too painful, I'd recommend the other goats suggestions.

Good luck.

[–] Whitemail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If there is a substantial groid population there, he can announce, "I hate niggers," between songs. This will result in being beaten to death by savage niggers.

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