[–] Elbower_of_Quants 2 points 30 points (+32|-2) ago 

Stop being fat.

[–] Eualos 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Best advice

[–] bbqchipz [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm not fat, but I'll keep that in mind.

[–] valk2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

These guys have no clue what is like to work outdoors in a humid and hot environment. They have no concept of how you can be skinny and still get swamp ass. Dogs can get swamp ass from being hot and humid.

Ignore them. They latch onto idea you are overweight and won't let it go. Even when presented proof that isn't the case. They don't care. The entire FPH comes off as the most liberal like subverse on this site.

[–] i_scream_trucks 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago  (edited ago)

youre fat enough to cop swamp ass.

dont be that fat.

or try bonds boxers man...

[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Bouillon powder. Doesn't stop the sweat but at least you smell like soup.

[–] VeganShitKicker 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This guy asses

[–] wakkablam 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

assesses asses?

[–] bbqchipz [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Mmmmmm soup.

[–] AmaleksHairyAss 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

high quality underwear

[–] bbqchipz [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think I'll make an investment on some new ones.

[–] Hydrocephalus 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Give them a spray with rubbing alcohol. It burns like hell but dries out the whole area.

[–] bbqchipz [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I think I'll avoid the pain, but this does make sense.

[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

doesnt hurt as much if you drink half the bottle first.

[–] Gringojones 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wear suspenders. I attach my suspenders to my belt which I wear loose. It give the pants a kind of hoop effect at the top allowing air to circulate. Plus I don't get that riding down effect which is annoying as hell, especially when your pants are extra heavy from sweat.

[–] KILLtheRATS 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You probably look like someone from HeeHaw

[–] Gringojones 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Lol. You must be old like me with that reference.

[–] bbqchipz [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Safety jackasses get shitty about extra loose clothes. This is solid advice for someone not in my situation.

[–] valk2 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

First, don't listen to the FPH people going on about not being fat.

I would love those so called "verified" FPH subscribers spend the summer in Arkansas when it is 100% humidity, also it's 100% humidity there almost year round. There is no escaping swamp ass in Arkansas. Those people who were saying to stop being fat are just ignorant.

First thing you want to do is see if you can cut down on the humidity. If you work outdoors then Cotton is your friend. Cotton breathes. Second, you can try Shower to Shower body powder. This will help absorb and stop sweating.

If you have issue with chaffing or becoming raw then use Corn Starch to help with not rubbing together.

You can be the skinniest guy on the planet but if there is 100% humidity you are going to sweat. No way around it.

[–] bbqchipz [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Humidity is about 80% or higher depending on the day inside the shop. I'll look at some new underwear and and some body powder. Thanks!

[–] valk2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No problem man, I've been there. I hope it helps ya out.

[–] Diggernicks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Agreed. Kunta kinte is appalled by fph's niggerishness.

[–] i_scream_trucks 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

but hes not talking about sweating in 100% humidity he is talking about getting swamp ass at work.

aka hes a fatass.

[–] valk2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The guy very clearly said he worked at a garage. Most of those aren't heated or cooled. They often get very hot and humid. He also said it gets very humid.

You can go on and on about him being a fatass, doesn't make it the truth. Only OP knows the truth. You don't, you are guessing. If you want to bitch and moan about fatasses there is a whole subverse devoted to it.

This was a working man wanting to have a better work experience. I gave him some tips on how to achieve that. Your comments are now just dust in the wind. He has his answer and the only thing you provided was a quick jab of a comment garnered to get you upvoats from FPH users on here. Nothing more nothing less.

Go do something constructive.

[–] sore_ass_losers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 


[–] Whitemail 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Cayenne pepper.

[–] bbqchipz [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Does that work like bengay does on my balls?

[–] Whitemail 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't know. I never tried either one.

How long have you... Bengay?

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