[–] StoneRights 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Become a tranny

[–] middle_path 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

You can't out run your problems. The past will always catch up with you. Don't change your identity, improve your current one.

[–] SirJiggzalot [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I tend to agree with you, but sometimes a fresh start is needed and this is whats required.

[–] middle_path 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't know your situation, but I wish you luck.

[–] HillaryClintonsShoe 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

[–] SirJiggzalot [S] 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Uhhhh, he's still dead so that may not be an option.

[–] Lordbananafist 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

French foreign legion

[–] Mumbleberry 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Your local FBI field office will be glad to help

[–] SirJiggzalot [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Thanks ! I'll head right over.

[–] lemon11 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Yes, get those ids. Wouldn't want the revejewers to get angry.