[–] freespeechwarrior 1 points 80 points (+81|-1) ago 

It may sound crazy but you could attempt to talk to them. A friend had noisy neighbors that wouldn't quit so he made a parabolic microphone that would pick up everything they said, then he hacked their bluetooth and piped their own voices back through their stereo system at random times. They ended up moving out because they thought the house was haunted.

[–] wuzizname 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

Haha, really consider that - being an adult and talking to other people.

I would definitely do this first, op. Even if you think they're scumbags don't be a homo and write an anon note or call the cops before going over and introducing yourself and asking them politely to turn the tunes down or asking them to buy some decent bluetooth headphones or a mp3 player when they're mowing the lawn.

Kids run around in diapers too, all the time. Man up and don't be a passive aggressive douche.

[–] bob3333 0 points 60 points (+60|-0) ago 

Talking to people only works when you know they're mature adults. If they're not, you just tipped them off about who's calling the police on them and they will seek revenge.

[–] ptr55 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

I disagree completely. Anyone that's a big enough asshole to play music that loudly and often will enjoy your suffering. They will do it more knowing it bothers you most times.

[–] freespeechwarrior 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It depends on where someone's at in life. There have been times in my life where I just left a note, then reported them if necessary. The reason I avoided direct confrontation is that I'd just had enough of humans and probably would have gone to jail if they were anything but 100% respectful. I've seen friends avoid confronting people because of PTSD, and social anxiety too. It's not a good idea to go around throwing insults until you know the whole situation.

[–] Hand_of_Node 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

If you speak to them (as if you'd need to???), you'll be the prime suspect when you have to escalate.

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[–] freespeechwarrior 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Write the letter by shooting holes in the paper? Just a thought... :)

[–] goblin_ghost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No need for a confrontation. Just a simple "Hey, do you guys mind turning it down a bit" will work wonders.

[–] watts2db 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

LOL that's awesome

[–] cattarhero 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

Unfortunately, in todays world, I would leave this to the professionals. If you try to handle this yourself, which, in a perfect world, would be the right thing to do, you could end up getting hurt or retaliated against in some way. The guy already doesn't give a shit about anyone else, or he wouldn't be doing what he's doing.

[–] Boosted 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

Yes. Look up the regulations in your area and go for it. You can look up a bunch of videos people have made about devices they have made to get back at their noisy neighbors.

The device he uses is not shown in action in this video but he tells the story of it and it's pretty entertaining. https://youtu.be/JDpX2mvNpvU

[–] peacegnome 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

he very graphically described shitty black people.

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[–] Boosted 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you talk to her first and that doesn't work throw the fucking book at her. Make sure you're not doing anything wrong so she has no recourse against you.

[–] Holonomic 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Call the cops. Make sure they know to keep things anonymous. Chances are stupid bitches have no clue anyone else lives in the world and it's just them. Fucking idiots.

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[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Mow the lawn next to their house at inconsiderate times. Mow the rest of your lawn later in the day.

[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Call it in. I hate noisy neighbors. Thankfully I don't have any right now.

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[–] undertheshills 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Waste PD time? they dont do anything useful most of the time.

[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I guess an important fact would be when do they play this music so loud? During the day, in the evening when you're trying to relax? At night?

[–] Diogenes_The_Cynic 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Call it in. You dont have to suffer because someone else is a jackass.

[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Sell your house to niggers, preferably gang bangers.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

They should have done something.

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[–] TheAntiZealot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wrong answer. But have an upvoat for presentation. Got an honest chuckle out of me!

[–] Gravspeed 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Don't tempt it.

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