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[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

  1. A cure for type 1 diabetes

  2. Because I'm diabetic through no fault of my own and it might happen to my kids or their kids too and it sucks taking 4+ needles everyday and poking my finger every hour or 2.

  3. I'm just not smart enough or trained enough to try to be smart enough. I wouldn't even know where to start. I do selfishly donate to diabetes charities though.

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[–] something_went_wrong [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Unless you're donating to a tax shelter charity you personally own, I wouldn't call that selfish.

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[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If I wasn't diabetic though I would want 1. a sealed barrell of amazing rye whisky from pre 1900's that's been aging under optimal conditions the entire time.

  1. I don't think it exsts on this earth anymore, and it would give me exteme pleasure and a barrell would probably last me a lifetime.

  2. Nothin I can do boss.

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[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It is in my own self interest though, I will pass over the pets in shelters and starving africans change bins to hit up the diabetes everytime. A.lthough I think diabetes is overlooked because of the fatass type 2 lazy ass fuckers. A lot of people see the diabetes change bin and think all of us are fat fucks that did it to ourselves. I'm 35 and still have a fuckin 6 pack(and it's not beer).

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[–] xenoPsychologist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

a wish is an attack of opportunity. the whole point is that its not a thing you ever expect to get in any other way, and its almost certainly not a thing you tend to work toward. it often involves magic to accomplish. your genie is bad and you should feel bad.

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[–] SpottyMatt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

  1. To live a long and happy life.
  2. To be happy for a long time.
  3. I'm not gonna waste genie wishes on something that I knew I could get on my own as an ordinary human. But since I empathize with curiosity: working hard, being kind, and living well.

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[–] Scablifter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can't do magic Mr Genie Sir, I want my four kitty cats will grow as big as sabre tooth tigers, one to ride on, one to carry the food and stores and the other two to hunt for more food. If thats OK with you.....

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

  1. More wishes.

  2. Because more wishes is better than one wish.

  3. Listen cunt are you a genie or a nigger do your fucken job or get your fucken supervisor here toot sweet mayte.

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[–] Morbo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You should wish for more wish granting genies to avoid the "one wish" rule.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No more niggers in the world.

It'll make the world a better place.

Not much.