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[–] TheBanHammer 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Back 10 years or anywhere between now and 10 years ago?

I'd go back and tell myself to not pre-order Batman Arkham Knight.

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[–] Pshyched [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Just 10 Years. :P

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[–] obskera 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I can imagine it now (in a governator voice): "Noooo what are you doing?! Do not preorder that game, it is terrible. You will regret it forever. The bugs! THE BUGS! AGHHHHHH!! Get to the chopper!

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[–] Cornbread52 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

What bugs did it have? The game ran fine for me.

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[–] JohnAZoidberg 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd go back and give myself the winning numbers to the state lottery on the week of my 18th birthday

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[–] Lilian 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I would probably just tell my 15 year old self a lot of things that would help me figure myself out a whole lot earlier.

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[–] missyaley 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Dear 15 year old me: you don't have crushes on boys because you're gay. And you want to die because you have bipolar disorder and you're in a depressive mood right now. It sucks, and your parents won't let you see a therapist but don't try to kill yourself, in 10 years you'll be grateful for your life. Don't worry about the scars and bruises from hurting yourself, right now you need need a little pain to get through. Someday you won't even grind your teeth anymore.

You should run away. You're going to get a job when you're 16. Don't spend your money on clothes and pot. Save it. Don't quit the job after 6 months either. Channel all your anger and frustration into bagging groceries and pushing carts like a boss. Finish high school. You won't want to, you'll feel like you've already failed but keep going. Graduating is going to be the most amazing sense of achievement.

Once you graduate, run away. Forget college, you love learning but a degree costs too much and you'll have some bad episodes during this time. Drive as far as you can in your shitty car and then find some roommates as outcast as you are. Don't trust them, keep to yourself, work hard until you figure out what you want to do in your life. Go after the ideas you have when manic, some of them will work out.

Adopt a dog. Yes, you don't like animals, but you need something to love you.

Then I would hug myself for the rest of the hour.

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[–] FuttsMcButts 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Huh, that's one way of doing it. I was thinking more along the lines of slapping the shit out of myself for an hour straight yelling at myself to stop being a lazy shithead until I phase out of existence and be replaced by a more successful me who would then give child me two thumbs up.

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[–] yousmell_likedog 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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[–] mountainmeadows 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'll tell you what I'd do man: Two chicks at the same time.

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[–] Jack_Potato 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm happy with my life, so I wouldn't confront 14 year old me. I'd probably just spend some time with my now dead cats.

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[–] huldu 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would warn my 15 years old self:

"You'll be tempted to do this and that. Don't do it. Dont fuck it up."

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[–] JH1010 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you allow me to go back 10 years and 5 days I could stop the worst act of terror on British soil.

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[–] just_signed_up 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'd tell myself "hey, don"t do this extremely specific thing, and don't do that extremely specific thing." But if time travel does end up being possible I would remember someone visiting me when I was 8. Which I don't, so I guess time travel is never invented.

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