Archived What is the best way to efficiently commit mass genocide of insects and bugs around the house? (AskVoat)
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Archived What is the best way to efficiently commit mass genocide of insects and bugs around the house? (AskVoat)
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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago (edited ago)
Kill them with fire.
Again, as for the fuckin roaches.... get a couple of pet frogs? Chickens in the house?
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Oh man, we totally tried this way back when we lived in a shithole house in a shithole part of town infested with roaches - fuck what a dump... but how hilariously entertaining it was watching the chicken gleefully run around the kitchen eating every insect he could find! He said all sorts of funny things as he did it, too!
Then one day, he realised he was a rooster and suddenly started to just be a complete dick to everyone all the time. Also, the chicken poops all over the floor were not great. But it was fun for a few weeks there.