[–] Spaceballs-1 2 points 26 points (+28|-2) ago 

Steak must contain meat. That's about it.

[–] pby1000 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I was going to say bacon.

[–] MrPim 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

You're saying steak must contain bacon?

[–] fuckingmockies 7 points 1 points (+8|-7) ago 

Bacon is just a meme. No one actually gives that much of a shit, if you're being honest. I'd take some mushrooms over bacon any day.

[–] Rob_Dead 2 points 16 points (+18|-2) ago 

Eggs must have salt. They must.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

And hot sauce

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Texas Pete, Franks or Tabasco will work just fine.

[–] Simonsaysgoat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Add some onion powder. I'll wait for your thanks.

[–] middle_path 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

Pesto with lemon juice. Don't care how fucking fresh your basil is or how good your olive oil is - the acid makes it pop and I don't give 2 shits if it's not traditional.

Bagels and salmon. I'll eat salmon without a bagel, but not the other way around.

[–] PuttItOut 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I'm trying lemon on my next batch. You better be right or I'm mailing it to you to eat.

[–] middle_path 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If it's from you, I'll eat it.

My basic recipe is this:

  • blend garlic, Parmesan, and pine nuts (I sub almonds) with lemon juice until a paste

  • cram basil and spinach (I like to stretch it out) into food precessor

  • pour in olive oil and drissle intil everything is all chopped up. Season to taste.

Very easy, very tasty.

[–] goblin_ghost 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Quit eating jewbread

[–] J_Darnley 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Who says we can't appropriate that piece of culture?

[–] belphegorsprime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I'm not knocking your bagels, but there are bagel places where you can eat a plain bagel with nothing on it, and if it was freshly made, you wouldn't complain.

A good thing to try sometime: sesame bagel w/butter (not toasted, but fresh, but not so hot that the butter completely melts) and have that with hazelnut coffee with cream / no sugar (no syrup hazelnut either). That pairing is somehow amazing.

[–] TrudeauianEyebrow 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I'd complain; bagels are garbage.

They are a vehicle for food, not the food.

[–] Octopus_Prime 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sounds like Jew food.

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[–] littul_kitton 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I had a can of unsalted black beans today. It was awful. I put too much garlic salt on it by mistake and it was still an improvement.

[–] armday2day 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Everything I cook must be very spicy and have a healthy amount of basil and ginger

[–] middle_path 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Did you fall in love with Thai food or something?

[–] armday2day 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Funny enough I came to this combination after many attempts, and not until a couple months ago did I try Thai food.

Naturally I loved it.

[–] RogerByam 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fish fingers have to be slathered with vegemite.

[–] ARsandOutdoors 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Found the Australian

[–] belphegorsprime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

6'4" and full of muscle

[–] 475677 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fuck sake mate that's disgusting.

[–] RogerByam 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You should try it :)

[–] fuckfacemcgee 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Avacado with everything.

[–] NeoGoat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

esp guacamole

[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

easy there psychopath.

[–] 22trilionAsecond 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

salt and Avacado

[–] YashinNashi 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I refuse to eat grilled cheese without cheese.

[–] Firinmahlazer 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Waiter: Here is your breakfast sir

YashinNashi: What the fuck is this?

Waiter: Ummm. T....toast.

YashinNashi: PUT FUCKING CHEESE ON IT!!

[–] YashinNashi 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

LOL. Damn right.

[–] Kleemin 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

mother fucking cheese mother fucking toast, cheese toast bitch

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