[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 31 points (+31|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I’d show early American settlers videos of niggers chimping out in modern America, and say please send them back to Africa and do your own farming

[–] Shotinthedark 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You've thought of this before haven't you! Smart bastard!

[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yes lol. I’d also say please learn to build this

[–] boggle247 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"send those apes back to the trees, send those niggers back"

[–] con77 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

^this!

[–] CheeseboogersGhost [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hell yeah

[–] BrimstoneBrute 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I'd take a comprehensive guide that goes over the details of each individual battle of WWII and the technology developments of each major power and hand it over to Hitler. I'd prefer to be in a timeline where the good guy wins.

[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HERO OF EARTH

[–] CheeseboogersGhost [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Good man you are.

[–] MrKequc 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hitler not getting help is how I know time travel doesn't exist.

[–] con77 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Battery powered flat screen/dvd to show John Wilkes Booth the result of his killing Lincoln.

[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hillary and make it the late 1600's, drop the bitch off and bounce. I trust they will do the right thing.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wouldn't do that to those poor people.

[–] Luke_Luck 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Show Hillary's daddy a condom.

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My dick.

Also, you're gonna have issues getting gasoline. You can start with kerosene. A good chemist should be able to help you.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why your dick?

Also, you're gonna have issues getting gasoline. You can start with kerosene. A good chemist should be able to help you.

I'm a redneck. I'll be fine.

[–] TheBuddha 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Because I like my dick and I'm pretty sure ye olden people haven't seen it. It's lovely!

Also, you can't power a bike on chewing tobacco.

[–] Fibbideh 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A WWII war and espionage documentary collection back to 1937 just to make sure the right people win.

[–] AlienEskimo 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The Earth, to 2006, to show to Al Gore's fanbase

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