[–] kneo24 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Roastie Radar - an actual device that can tell you how many sexual partners a woman has had.

[–] biggiggles 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

And their race..

[–] kneo24 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I was just thinking that. Some jewesses don't have the stereotypical nose, just for example.

[–] 24601_JeanValJean [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

we'd need one for the gents too. guys are always sticking their dicks into something. Human or not...alive or not!

[–] 475677 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I'd buy one for sure.

[–] InflationSlave 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago  (edited ago)

A universe editor. A typical use case would be cloning this universe and deleting shitskins, but because the original universe would be left intact there would be no "hate crime" by suggesting this. Fast forward and rewind would be useful features to determine how various changes affect things. A universe to universe cut-and-paste feature is needed too, so that people wanting to escape the shitskin timeline could.

[–] armday2day 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

So like an ounce of magic mushrooms? Or maybe a ton of lsd.

[–] 24601_JeanValJean [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

now that would be awesome

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Faster than light speed spaceships. I would like to see what other planets look like in National Geographic.

[–] Diggernicks 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Dead nigger storage.

[–] 1Sorry_SOB 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jew Mirror. So they can see themselves as we see them

[–] AlienEskimo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Anti-gravity that only works on people who act like assholes, commensurate in power and affect with their current and cumulative levels of assholishness -- in particular, I'd like to see this applied to drivers of vehicles, as someone who cuts you off in traffic goes flying into the sky and then outer atmosphere, winding up in orbit around in the Sun in the asteroid belt. And people use their cell phones during movies, who then have to be retrieved from the ceiling after the movie is over. Uncultured heathen immigrants who spit on the sidewalk would be "rewarded" with an instant trip to the Jet Stream, wafting away at a hundred miles an hour in subzero temperatures, if they're lucky they'll eventually settle down on land, and if not, then hungry sharks will rejoice at a free meal.

[–] YoHomie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Oh shit... I'd float off into space on day one. I have no power, but I'm a huge asshole.

[–] 24601_JeanValJean [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sort of a Dante's Inferno kind of thing...

[–] Adminstrater 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

A product that people buy, sometimes multiple times a day, that is cheap for them, but has a great markup for profit, which is sustainable and economical.

I think I just thought of weed.

[–] 24601_JeanValJean [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You would surely be a God-head!

[–] YoHomie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I would invent a machine that controls the weather.

[–] Sosacms 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Deep dive virtual reality.

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