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[–] ARsandOutdoors 3 points 55 points (+58|-3) ago 

Don't, by even suggesting this i can tell you are the blacksheep of the family, Don't live up to there delusional ideas of who, or what you have become. Keep it classy and show up with an escort whos name you don't know

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I consider myself the black GOAT of the family. Thank you, sir.

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[–] Camulos 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

"Hey everyone, this is Candy, or Trixie, or Kelsy fuck I dunno."

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

...fuck....Candy. ....that was a long time ago, bruh.

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[–] OhRutherfordBehave 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Do all our families have delusional ideas of who we are?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Yup

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[–] con77 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

^this

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[–] BillyLuath 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Ignore the guy that said: "don't"

It's time to finally find out who really loves you.

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[–] con77 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

hhhaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

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[–] Ex-Redditor 2 points 14 points (+16|-2) ago 

Tell them you have had a sex change. Go dressed as a pregnant Nun.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I haven't seen these good people in a long time, but there's no way I could pull off the "transsexual" meme. They all know I've fallen away from Catholicism... hell, most of them have. But it would be a hoot if I could convince them that ISLAM is my new religion.

...just think of the arguments we can have around the campfire with all the shit you bastards have taught me in the last 3 years!!

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[–] Ex-Redditor 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yes Id love to be a fly on the wall when you arrive. For extra impact wear a fake bomb vest underneath, to reveal later. To show how committed you are to the cause!

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[–] boggle247 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

If you have a gay family member, throw stones or pebbles at him all night. Ought to set the mood

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

......this is a story for another day.

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[–] con77 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago  (edited ago)

trust me. No. I was gonna show up at a wedding on my bike dressed like the road warrior. I didnt have to. My reputation preceded me. I heard from half a dozen relatives. " I've heard about you".

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Did you show up? Were you dressed like a gentleman? If so, you did the right thing.

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[–] con77 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

yes and yes

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Do it. Record it. Post it here

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've already done a search for "Islamic Attire"... Orlando has a shop or two. Now I need to search for a "BODY CAM".

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

You wouldn't be able to eat pork, pet dogs, or use toilet paper.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Well, yeah!

Thanks for the minutia... (what other things must I learn) to help me convince my family that I've converted to Islam.

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[–] immatureusername 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If you think your family can take a joke. Sure. Why not. On the other hand it might just piss them off. Better get some koran knowledge quick.

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[–] 8_billion_eaters [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

My family is smarter than me, by far. Even if I were the best actor in the world, those bastards will know. I just want to test their resolve in the face of this enemy that has taken over our media, banking, government ....and you know... basically, everything.

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[–] Kill-Commies 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Show up with a jew hat then.

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[–] VoatSharkJump 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"My family is smarter than me" No they are not. Source: I used to think the same way. Anyway if your a new convert you can be excused for not knowing every detail of your new faith.

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