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[–] TheGreatNico ago 

  • I used to work at a major theme park in the midwest. Boy howdy, I caught more people screwing in the bushes than you'd believe.
  • I've had to clean up gallons of puke over the three years I worked there, and a few piles of shit.
  • I've had a dead and rotting raccoon 'pop' on me when I was removing it from under my ride
  • I had a guy threaten me, with a knife, to let his kid(who was way too short) on my ride 'or else'
  • I had a guy drop some drug while waiting in line for my ride and proceed to freak the fuck out to the point the guards had to taze him to get him out of the ride.
  • I had a guy almost get his head removed my the train when he jumped three fences to get to his hat that fell off(He spent 6 months in county for that little stunt)
  • We had a guy jump out of the rafts on one of the water rides because a raccoon jumped in the raft from a tree. That guy also went to jail (Don't make the ride operators hit the E-stop unless you are going to die)
  • We had a small gunfight between rival gangs on the fourth of July
  • We had a member of the national guard(I think) almost drown when they fired up all the pumps on the raft ride (normally only 3/5 are running) when they did whitewater rescue training and he cracked his head on one of the underwater fountains
  • I made a guy shit himself in fear when I worked at one of the haunted houses
  • So much drugs, both use and dealing
  • One bit of advice: don't go on the water rides if you can't see through the water. We were cleaning the big water ride (with a 60'60'120' 'pit') and found a half-decomposed deer on the filter grate

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[–] SonicGinger [S] ago 

Damn, sounds like a really good idea for a reality TV show