The obvious elephant in the room is that you cant really talk about it if you haven't tried it all. But you can guess....i guess, and you don't have to use the ones listed in the title if you don't want to, use something else if you want. Common human needs and responsibilities like love and raising kids in unlisted because everyone is suppose to do that, so its not a hobby.
1. Hard drugs.
I never tried any drugs besides marijuana only one time so i don't know what I'm talking about here, but I'm guessing being on heroin/cocaine/LSD it fucking awesome. Junkies say its better than anything imaginable. It could be that they are full of shit in order to justify their dysfunctional existence that wont last much longer before the reaper takes them away. But, it could also be true because the stories seem to match, and if you look at dopamine/serotonin numbers that occur under a heroin hit...it might just be the best thing. Mega illegal, mega expensive. Get hooked = quit or live like a degenerate and inevitably die.
2. Sportbikes/race cars/dirtbikes.
Happiness is a full tank of gas and the open road. Everyone got their preference, mine was Japanese sport-bikes. If you never tried doing 3x the speed limit on a curvy alpine road for 4 hours straight, ignoring cops stooping for nothing but gas, only to end up on the other side of the country in a biker party, moshing to heavy metal in the middle of a forest, sleeping drunk to hell in a tent....you missed out on a lot. Sport touring it the one true life for the young gun. Similar to hard drugs, you will quit in time, or it will kill you. Expensive and often illegal unless you're a slow chopper fag.
Sportbikes are better LOL. This one is tough. For this one I'm assuming you can have a wife+love+kids+jerking off. Only the fucking part is in question. What is to say...its good for a 5-10 minutes, ultra good for 20 seconds, and then you don't care about it for 6 to 48h depending on your age. Variety of women would keep it interesting, but you aren't suppose to do that in mirage. At one point in life your dick will stop working while your grandma wife's pussy will not. Bike rides can last an entire day for sustained chemical release in your brain, and you can cheat with different bikes if you want. Advantage of sex is that its cheaper, legal, and you won't die. Unless you put your dick in crazy.
3.1. The great outdoors.
Not any kind of a rush at all but an integral part of living happily. Lack of sunlight and time spent on the beach and in a forest causes depression and shit life. Weather its a 20 min walk in the park, or the monthly climb to the peak of a mountain, or the annual vacation on the beach (in a natural resort) is paramount to the maintenance of sanity and happiness. Safe and sustainable. Free/cheap/mostly affordable.
3.2. Alcohol/rock concerts/partying.
Its simple, life gets dull if you don't blast hard musiks while hammered with some friends or GF or random retards from the street/club. Sustainable, but overdo it and it will destroy you. You will also get tinnitus. Have some songs:
C'mon mane, who doesn't like guns! But.......it's sometimes overrated. If you don't shoot guns, gun-tubers will have you believe that happiness is a barrel and a backpack full of ammo, 50 000 rounds/year minimum! Don't you wanna have fun? Reality is you will afford 2.5k/year and guns will never match the peak of filling a woman with cum, or the sustained power of multi-hour motorcycle speed runs. Fun factor can be boosted with action shooting like IPSC/USPSA but things get expensive real fast. Its great fun and everyone should try, but it will never beat vagina + fuel burning cylinders. Generally safe and legal, but only in designated places.
Quit eating you fat fuck.
Isn't life interesting? Its always the most illegal, the most dangerous, the most expensive things that are the biggest rush. No 1. is guarantied death, no 2. is probable death, only 3. is life long sustainable tho you might get aids.