Archived Why does your hair relocate from your head to your ass as you get older? (AskVoat)
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Archived Why does your hair relocate from your head to your ass as you get older? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by mr-deplorable
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[–] YugeDick 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Gravity. Try walking around on your hands for a few years to reverse the process.
[–] PraiseIPU 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
it gets colder as it gets older too so it moves south too
[–] jerkwad152 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Same reason old people move south to Florida, I guess. They like the warm and humid climate.
[–] Bob_Ross_Hair 2 points 2 points 4 points (+4|-2) ago
Don’t forget about the ears and nose.
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[–] enginedriver13 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
That’s a thought, there are shampoos that have anti-DHT ingredients to help with hair thinning on the scalp, I wonder if using them as body wash would keep down hair growth elsewhere? Might be worth a try.
[–] TherealScrable 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
shit genes
My hair only gets white, essentially switching from darkmode to lightmode
[–] cpebach 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
It's a natural migration after spending years with your head up your ass.
[–] littul_kitton ago
Gravity. The hair migrates towards the scalp in Australia.