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[–] Mumbleberry 9 points 9 points (+18|-9) ago 

Swallow semen from animals, it has worked for @rishvi, @kareemulla, @akrammd and @yasirmohammed

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[–] akrammd 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Swallow semen from your mother, it has worked for dennis chandler

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[–] rishvi 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Eat Pig & camel Shit mother fucker!!

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[–] kareemulla 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

You are fucked up

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[–] Mumbleberry 9 points 6 points (+15|-9) ago 

And you are a brigading streetshitter, with the brain power of a rat.

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[–] Aaraav 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago 

The Empress is the most feminine card in the Tarot, and greatly encourages compassion, beauty, and love. She is deeply connected to Mother Nature, and her influence is powerful when you absorb the energy of the natural world around you.

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[–] voats4goats 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Step 1 - sleep with your highschool teacher

Step 2 - Marry said teacher 20 yrs your senior

Step 3 - Go to university for finance

Step 4 - Sell your soul and work for the Rothchilds after graduation

Step 5 - Run for president of France and start a new political party mysteriously from (((nothing)))

Step 6 - Win election with assistance of your (((masters))) sending torn ballots to non supporters thereby invalidating thier vote.

Step 7 - Bend over your voters and import 'migrants' en masse.

Step 8 - Torpedo the GDP of France by paying welfare for said refugees

Step 9 - Join TPP agreement that PAYS Shithole countries to pollute while at the same time imposing draconian limits on your own level of pollution increasing your burden.

Step 10 - Snub the orange 'buffoon' during your first world leader summit.

Step 11 - Realise this 'buffoon' is actually a fucking madman.

Step 12 - Try to recruit said 'madman' to come to his senses and join TPP

Step 13 - Realised during negotiations he's not a madman at all but an Alpha, business savvy, no bull deal maker

Step 14 - Realized the deal maker won't deal

Step 15 - As a consolation prize, he brushes your dandruff off your shoulders.

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[–] Elmer_Hagen 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Shave your head and moisturize.

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[–] HayastanArk 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Stop using so much shampoo

This is the most likely case. I used to have a ton of dandruff and despite using dandruff shampoo everyday It kept coming back.

Shampooing your hair strips it of its natural oils, now I know people don't like greasy hair. And it is good to still use shampoo, but if you're using a ton of shampoo and shampooing every time you shower you are drying out your hair which is causing the dandruff.

Do not shampoo everytime. And don't use too much.

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[–] BordelonLoop 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

i use goat's milk shampoo bars made from fresh milk. when i get tired of using a bar (i have long hair), i chop up the bars fine, put in a mason jar and fill jar with a hydrosol and/or aloe vera juice and a splash of raw apple cider vinegar and let sit in the fridge until it is a gooey mass. then i fill a recycled squeeze bottle for use. i keep the "goo" in the fridge because there are no preservatives.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And don't let the water get too hot. Hot water can scald your skin and it will do more damage to your scalp that anywhere else because your hair holds not only absorbs water it also blocks air flow that would ordinarily allow evaporation to cool the water.

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[–] IheartSwimming 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Cold showers also help.

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[–] oddjob 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

When you shower, wet your hair and apply dandruff shampoo first, then wash the rest of your body, then rinse out the shampoo. You gotta let it sit there for a bit for it to work. This is coming from someone who had bad dandruff and very oily hair.

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[–] ShowMeYourKitties 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wash your hair.

Pour apple cider vinegar on your head

Condition your hair

???

No more dandruff.

Also cold showers are good for you

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[–] Food_Stamp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Rub about a quart of horse semen into your scalp 3 times a week.

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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Read this: https://www.aad.org/public/skin-hair-nails/hair-care/how-to-treat-dandruff
Remember:
1- Change your diet. It helps.
2- Use different shampoos. Since dandruff is a living organism, they adapt to the shampoo's active ingredients. Using variety is more effective.
3- Wash / change you hats, tuques and any part that regularly comes in contact with your head.
4- Short hair helps but expect visible red rashes.
5- Cut your nails. When scratching, they get under your nails and spread.

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