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[–] Arotaes_Forgehammer 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

I would have... Shit, I've never prayed once!

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[–] mattryant [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I guess I should have added, any sort of comment counts. Can I get a god fucking damnit? Anything? :D

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[–] FuckBuddy 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I would have been made a ninja turtle many years ago.

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[–] mattryant [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I can see nothing wrong with that

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[–] 1982 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Did we just become best friends?

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[–] MisterHaste 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

My suffocated ten-year-old body would be alone on the surface of the Moon.

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[–] schicksalslied 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I never would have watched Bruce Almighty.

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[–] TheMightyTim 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I would have had better grades, I would be taller, and a lot of people who I know would currently be fornicating with themselves.

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[–] Shaden 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

My parents would be divorced, I'd be rich, and my siblings sent to boarding schools. Possibly a good life or one spent trying to figure out what real happiness is, but then again I haven't prayed since being a younger kid.

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[–] manapot 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Put it in pen and pitch it to Disney with some kind of introspective childhood twist. Then give me 5%.

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[–] Philmanism 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I wouldn't masturbate anymore. How stupid would that have been?

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[–] TheRealBA 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

"Sometimes God's greatist gifts are unanswered prayers" - Garth Brooks

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[–] Philmanism 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I never thought Garth Brooks would be relevant in my life, but here we are.

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[–] austin__ 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I would have fucked every hot girl in my old high school and it wouldv'e be the best sexual experience they ever would have ever had.

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