[–] middle_path 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago 

The breasts are always the same, but I still love them.

[–] skywalker7777 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

Okay Grandma, take your dentures out

[–] TurdLord5000 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

This is the best answer by far.

[–] skywalker7777 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Another one: "It's good, but it isn't as good as your mom's."

[–] Mustard_of_puppets 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Hand me that knife.

[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Are you going to eat that?

[–] BlackSheepBrouhaha 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Not sure I could fit any more in even if I wanted to.

All these breasts need is a bit of gravy.

Choking, gagging, slurping noises

Don't talk with your mouth full.

Thank you all for coming.

I prefer white meat.

It's so moist.

Mmmm.

Wow.

[–] SurfinMindWaves 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Can I have some more salami?

[–] syntaxaxe 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

No thanks, that doesn't look tasty.

Well, the game's on, so I'm going to excuse myself.

[–] Dysprosium 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Where's the butter?

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