[–] Morbo 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fuckin' cultural appropriation. The Klingons stole these literary masterpieces from the The Children of Tama.

Macbeth when the candle dies. Player on the stage. His struts and frets no more.

[–] pcdude 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I have Hamlet in Klingon

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The original was in pidgin according to the BBC

[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Unhappy winter be gone now,

Good good child from York make heppy.

[–] Lawful 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Mathis says Shakespeare was faked and poor quality. Look it up: http://mileswmathis.com/updates.html

[–] i_scream_trucks 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Original Klingon?

Now i understand the whole 'it was written by a sheboon' theory

Only thing whinier and more constantly hormonal than a human female is a klingon male.

[–] ChaoticNeutral 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes, he was excellent.