Posted by: Reverse-Flash
Posting time: 2.7 years ago on 4/11/2018 6:53:36 PM
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Archived My gf is really starting to piss me off lately. Should I throw her into the Dutch Oven and gas her tonight? (AskVoat)
submitted 2.7 years ago by Reverse-Flash
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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) 2.7 years ago
No, because giving a girl the Dutch oven is an expression of true love.
Not sure that is the message that you want to convey.
[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) 2.7 years ago
In prison we called that 'advertising'. ..unless you fart on a guard, then its assault.. I suggest shitting on her face.
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) 2.7 years ago
lol
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) 2.7 years ago
So you're saying that if I Dutch Oven her, she will respond with, "I love you too, babe!"?
Curses, foiled again!
[–] Le_Squish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) 2.7 years ago
This is strange but true. Men like to share their gas when they love you.
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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No, because giving a girl the Dutch oven is an expression of true love.
Not sure that is the message that you want to convey.
[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
In prison we called that 'advertising'. ..unless you fart on a guard, then its assault.. I suggest shitting on her face.
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] ago
lol
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So you're saying that if I Dutch Oven her, she will respond with, "I love you too, babe!"?
Curses, foiled again!
[–] Le_Squish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is strange but true. Men like to share their gas when they love you.