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"If I am I because you are you, and you are you because I am I, then I am not I and you are not you. But if I am I because I am I, and you are you because you are you, then I am I and you are you," she once said.
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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No, because giving a girl the Dutch oven is an expression of true love.
Not sure that is the message that you want to convey.
[–] fuckfacemcgee 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
In prison we called that 'advertising'. ..unless you fart on a guard, then its assault.. I suggest shitting on her face.
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] ago
lol
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
So you're saying that if I Dutch Oven her, she will respond with, "I love you too, babe!"?
Curses, foiled again!
[–] Le_Squish 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
This is strange but true. Men like to share their gas when they love you.
[–] Eualos 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes
[–] carnold03 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Your girlfriend must be a tiny Jewish thing, then, eh?
[–] Reverse-Flash [S] ago
"If I am I because you are you, and you are you because I am I, then I am not I and you are not you. But if I am I because I am I, and you are you because you are you, then I am I and you are you," she once said.
[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Yes, absolutely.