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[–] ohgodsnakes 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

I was taking a shit in a hole in an Afghan building. It was technically a bathroom, but it's really just a hole in the ground. Anyways, I go to wipe my ass with these Hoo-ah Wipes (basically just wet wipes) anddddd my pistol/holster somehow falls off my belt and into the hole.

Spent the next 15 minutes rigging a bunch of hanger type metal together to get it out... Luckily It was a Glock. I just took the mag out and washed it out. A literal terd was lodged in the barrel. Fun stuff.

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[–] thatsmrdickface 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

You should have shot the gun with the turd in the barrel.

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[–] TheBearProphet 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

This is a major violation of basic gun safety. You never fire when there is something lodged in the barrel of the gun.

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[–] ohgodsnakes ago 

Lmao. Can't just go shooting whenever I want, but yeah. Afghan turds are the smelliest shits you'll ever smell.

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[–] Lance-m 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

LMAO!

F'n middle eastern shit holes!

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[–] ohgodsnakes ago 

Yeah... the worst dude. The worst.