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[–] fuspezza 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Hogg is too old for Anderson’s preference

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[–] ChrisCuomo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Oh no. That sucks.

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

He will be in Israel drinking blood by prom time

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[–] 40yearsoftrees 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

How would he find a girl old enough? One of the teachers maybe.

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[–] puggy [S] 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

he was hoping for Ellen DeGeneres but she refused to wear a dress

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

No, it's because he won't be able to afford to bring her armed guards too.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'm sure David will oblige.

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[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Don Lemon

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[–] spookybm 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

His mom

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[–] Gringojones 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Huge plot twist: he takes his dad's 'legally purchased assault weapons' and goes on a rampage

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[–] NotHereForPizza 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Wait so you mean did?

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