Archived Is there something I can take for kleptomania? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by ShowMeYourKitties
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Archived on: 5/22/2018 10:00:00 AM
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Archived Is there something I can take for kleptomania? (AskVoat)
submitted ago by ShowMeYourKitties
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[–] Gravspeed 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
Stuff. Take stuff.
[–] Saerain ago
QUICK TAKE IT YOU MIGHT NEED THAT LATER
[–] Melissus 0 points 8 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago
Proper psychiatrist can create a pavlov-reflex so when you steal something you feel bad or even stealing induces vomit.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Also removing OP's hand. Hard to lift a finger to steal anything after that.
[–] iswallow ago
Be sure to play some Beethoven during therapy!
[–] rwbj 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago (edited ago)
Figures that the first thing that made laugh on Voat in a while would be in AskVoat instead of Funny. Even better with you getting genuine responses.
[–] Butelczynski 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
Have you thought about working for Government?They will pay you for what what you are doing anyway.
[–] CowboyXero 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
whatever you can get your hands on.
[–] csicskageci 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
The joke just writes itself
[–] Plavonica 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Melanin inhibitors?
[–] NassTee 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
/v/jokes