At the opposite end of one crosswalk is a lesbian couple in the middle of an argument. It’s pretty heated and looks like it’s about to get ugly.
On the far end of the other crosswalk is a group of black teen males. They’re being loud and animated, jive talking some ebonics at each other.
On the sidewalks behind you are a group of Antifa protesters down one street, dressed in full thug garb, looking for trouble and approaching your corner.
The other street behind you is lined with desperate looking people of all kinds: Salesmen who want to bug you with their pitch, cults trying to recruit, bums with their hands out, hippies with petitions they want you to sign, survey takers, even kids with school fundraisers. All lined up as far as the eye can see.
On the opposite corner across the street is a clown. Full makeup, acting stupid, and he’s made eye contact. He looks like he’s particularly anxious to make a scene.
You check you pockets and realize you only have on you whatever is on you as you’re reading this now. Also, every nearby business has also noticed this situation and has temporarily closed early for lunch and locked the door.
What do you do?