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[–] vahelper 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Tambourines and elephants.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Forward troubles Illinois, lock the front door, oh boy!

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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Got to sit down take a rest on the porch.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

You lucky bastard. I want elephants in my backyard.

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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Conifers, manzanitas, and oaks. Lots of leaves to rake that I've been neglecting.

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[–] bob3333 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hello California

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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I prefer Commiefornia. Lovely place to visit. Especially the northern parts.

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[–] KatHarzso 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Tell the snow to come over here. We'd take the inches of snow over the inches of rain we got coming tomorrow.

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[–] Mustard_of_puppets 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Snow and trees, lots of snow and lots of trees.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Nothing. It's dark.

If it was light, I'd see further up the mountain - all the good stuff is on the other side of the house. I'd just see lawn, maybe some chickens, some solar panels, a deck, and a whole lot of snow.

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[–] Artofchoke 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Nigga you got them chickens out in the cold? What they do? I cannot imagine a chicken in the snow!

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

They have a heated chicken house. I built it for 'em. They come out during the day and use it at night. Except, in the summer, then they sometimes go on top of it at night and poop on it.

Hell, they have heat, timed lighting, and even have water that won't freeze. They don't even give me eggs in return. They just poop on stuff and bitch at me. I should probably eat them, but I can't do that because they're refugee chickens and I don't want to end up on tribunal at The Hague.

(It's a long, long story. I have refugee chickens. I presume they're communists.)

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[–] Dismal_Swamp 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Look out for rogue Sasquatches. They will steal your chickens.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

If you ask @katharzo, I'm a yeti. So, they won't steal my chickens. We're on speaking terms and close relatives.

Besides, the missus is a bear. She keeps the squatches in check.

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[–] RiversOfStars [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Synesthesia

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[–] Ozzsanity 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

The asylums kitchen.

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[–] Redditsdead 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Right now? A coconut tree, a bunch of yachts in a canal and an old house.

Usually, poplar and spruce trees, a couple of apple trees and a fire pit.

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[–] golgotham 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

A port, a bay, another country across the water, and all the grey you could possibly imagine.

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[–] bob3333 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Are you at Sarah Palin's house?

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[–] golgotham 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

He SAID not to doxxxxxx meself!

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