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[–] TheBuddha 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

Crazy college aged chicks.

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[–] Riva 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

Once a decade you should stick your dick in crazy. But make sure you have an escape route.

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[–] TheBuddha 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

After my divorce, I stuck my dick exclusively in college aged crazy chicks. I'd trade them out every few years and never had a dull moment.

I'm turning sixty in a few days, so I now have a sane missus since, well, just a while after I turned 55. I'm too old to go shagging crazy chicks and the missus is mostly sane. She hasn't tried to stab me, burn the house down, or stolen a car. She's mostly sane... Mostly...

My advice to all young men, and I repeat this often: Always stick your dick in crazy. Always.

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[–] 11447552? 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Escape route... vitally important.

I stuck my dick in crazy for four years, and it was a great two years... her dad passed away early on in our relationship, and I assumed her borderline personality disorder stemmed from that. Turns out, she was just crazy. 15 years younger than me, gorgeous, a freak in bed, an ass that was a thing of beauty, but totally fucking nuts and a mean streak that is generally reserved for Jack Daniels - level drunks.

Finally got tied of that level of crazy, spent a few years on Craigslist, tinder, okcupid, met my share of crazy and stupid and thick and thin and boring fucks and porn-star-level fuck-a-thons.

I eventually married a woman I'd known for 20 years. Her crazy and my crazy get along well, and some times her crazy turns into horny, and sometimes I miss work because even after 5 years together we still wake up and decide to spend the day screwing.

I agree, stick your dick in crazy every once in a while. If you can find a crazy that matches yours, marry it and live happily ever after.

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[–] UncleAWhole 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

A Ruger LC380, self defense as you get older is important.. also a gym membership, keep in shape that is not round..

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[–] con77 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

^this. except a better pistol

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[–] Sikozen 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Save up some money and blow it on a trip to Hawaii or New Zealand during a warmer month. Take your SO if you have one, but make it fun - this is about you (or more) being selfish.

Take this time to perfect the art of watching without turning your head in a beautiful place, where sunglasses are expected, and your SO is more likely to be forgiving when they bust you the first few times. 'It's a tropical get away in an exotic land! Baby I LOVE you - to be honest, I expect you to be looking at them too!' 'It is just so amazingly beautiful out here... I can't stop looking around. At everything.' Maybe they'll learn it too and you'll both be happier people. This is an important skill to learn in a place where looking at someone is becoming a bigger and bigger problem..

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[–] 11446988? 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Get your butthole checked if youre a man, aside from physical needs age doesn't matter. You can do whatever fits your desires. You make your reality. Travel, binge watch TV, take some new drugs, whatever. If you want my opinion, take a trip to Kentucky during the knob Creek machine gun shoot, always a great time. hit up the distilleries ( bullet bourbon, and knob Creek in the genral variety Louisville and Fort knox are just down the road). Shows? Watch the apprentice, it's much more interesting seeing it in the future with Trump as the president. Also i like curb your enthusiasm, about a jew whos rich and has to deal with pc culture. Shit you're getting up there, skip uppers Imo, weed or micro dose shrooms.

Live life to the fullest and have a good time!

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Anal.

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[–] bourbonexpert 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

aggressive retirement planning

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[–] Justaddcoffee 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

If you are on a ketogenic diet you will be more lean and in better physical shape than most 25 year olds. If you are a man and live in a western country you may want to consider moving to a non-feminist country in parts of east Asia or Eastern Europe. There you still have some freedom to be a man. If you are a woman, maybe consider starting a business/making more money (women are generally worse financial planners than men) so you don’t end up living on cans of cat food. Most of my female relatives are broke renters with no real assets to fall back on, but they do have the latest purse or style of boots😒.

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[–] con77 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

skydive

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